Caspar Lee

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This is a book about me. Unfortunately, I didn t write it – my mum did. WTF! Let me tell you now that 98% of it is total lies. Actually, I m pretty sure this book is illegal. So if you ve bought it, you ve basically supported a criminal. How does that feel? I think she s getting me back for my first day in this world when I mayyy have tried to kill her. She won t not be able to mention that . . . You might also find out about my first day at school, why my head is so massive, how I ve always been a hit with the ladies and other things like that. You know, important stuff. Anyway, I found the book at the printer and you ll see I ve corrected some of her most outrageous lies. So, you know, enjoy. Just remember only the bits that make me look good are true . . .